PubliSHAMErica Says New Kindles Are Loaded

They are hoping that their author's wallets are also loaded and fork over their money this holiday season with their newest "dear author" letters. You have to pay for the privilege of PublishAmerica to advertise *your* book to Amazon, so that you can have your book pre-loaded on Kindle. Top secret sources tell me that Kindle's do not come pre-loaded. Perhaps the advertisers are loaded or somebody at PublishAmerica is. See for yourself:

Amazon Hot First by
Your book will be among the very first that we'll promote with urgency to Amazon this week.

We will contact Amazon this week, the week before they ship those millions of brand-new Kindle Fires, and urge them to look at your book and give it their sales pitch! When people start up their new Kindle Fire, we want them to see your book!
Go to www.publishamerica.net/AmazonHotMulti.html if we have published more than one of your books. All of your books will be brought to Amazon's urgent attention this week!

Must choose a shipping option to activate. No use of coupons allowed. Mention your book title.

Amazon is PublishAmerica's number one book vendor!

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Buy $39.00

Speaking of PublishAmerica's newest offers, here's another equally absurd offer:

Facebook Priority by
You will soon find your own book singled out and especially promoted to the thousands of PublishAmerica "likes" who will automatically be alerted to our promotion.
Your book will be among the very first to be singled out and especially promoted to our thousands of Facebook followers.
Go to www.publishamerica.net/FacebookMulti.html, if we have published more than one of your books. All of your books will be singled out and especially promoted to our Facebook followers.
Go to www.publishamerica.net/FacebookMultiPriority.html, if we have published more than one of your books. All of your books will be among the very first to be singled out and especially promoted to our Facebook followers.
Must pick a shipping option to activate. No use of coupons allowed. MUST mention book title.

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Buy $19.95

Yep, you read it here. PublishAmerica expects you to pay them to mention you on Facebook, which would equate to sales for them.